Fryingpan Politics

Fryingpan Politics

A sign of the times

by Bill Smith on fryingpanpolitics.blog.com

Congratulations to NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and particulary NBC News correspondent Savannah Guthrie for standing up for the independence of the news networks and the White House pool.

By refusing to interview White House Pay Czar Feinberg unless all the networks were allowed to do so including Fox News.

I am the first to put you in the frying pan but also the first to congratulate you when you stand up for freedom of speech.

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Bill Smith is a senior writer for http://NFLDraftDog.com and edits http://fryingpansports.com. He has also published several novels on http://www.eBooks-Library/Contemporary/Author.cfm?AuthorID=1003.

Fryingpan Politics

A sign of the times

by Bill Smith on fryingpanpolitics.blog.com

New beds have been delivered to the White House. The old ones were too small to accommodate all the media that were in bed with Obama.

Copyright 2009 All rights reserved

Bill Smith is a senior writer for http://NFLDraftDog.com and edits http://fryingpansports.com. He has also published several novels on http://www.eBooks-Library/Contemporary/Author.cfm?AuthorID=1003.

Fryingpan Politics

A sign of the times

by Bill Smith on fryingpanpolitics.blog.com

The blind, deaf and and intentionally dumb leading those that can’t be convinced to look even though they are about to fall off a cliff.

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Bill Smith is a senior writer for http://NFLDraftDog.com and edits http://fryingpansports.com. He has also published several novels on http://www.eBooks-Library/Contemporary/Author.cfm?AuthorID=1003.

Fryingpan Politics

A sign of the times

by Bill Smith on fryingpanpolitics.blog.com

The Obama translation dictionary:

The US Constitution: A living document I plan to kill as soon as possible.

Bipartisan: The Republicans shut up, vote for my proposals as is and like it.

Freedom of speech: The right to say all kinds of nice things about me.

Freedom to assemble: Something to be limited to unions and other supporters only.

 Freedom of Religion: The right to worship me and only me.

A.C.O.R.N.: The way we will fix all future elections (if I decide to hold any)

al quaeda: The vehicle I will use to declare marshal law and become dictator for life.

Grave yard: Pool of eligible Democrat voters.

Illegal aliens: Another pool of eligible Democrat voters.

White House Press Corps: Sheep that require herding by my press secretary.

NBC, CBS, ABC: Unpaid TV advertising.

Stimulus package: Legal payoffs to supporters with taxpayer money.

George W. Bush: My favorite excuse for everything I screw up from day 1 through Jan 14, 2017.

Pelosi and Reid: Speed bumps to be run over whenever I need to.

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck: The AntiChrist and his top minion.

Health Insurance Reform: My path to socialized medicine.

Teleprompter: My security blanket.

Second coming of our Savior: My second term as President.

George Soros: My puppet master.

Michelle Obama: The BOSS!

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Bill Smith is a senior writer for http://NFLDraftDog.com and edits http://fryingpansports.com. He has also published several novels on http://www.eBooks-Library/Contemporary/Author.cfm?AuthorID=1003.